Fool's Gold

Seemingly the "perfect woman, until she removes her eyelashes, her extensions, her push-up bra and lip injections...then discover she's bat-shit crazy with "daddy issues"

He thought he had met "The One", but turns out she was FOOL'S GOLD.

by halestorm47 September 6, 2022

Fool

Someone who skips Sherif’s status

Sherif is not a fool.

by On god December 1, 2018

Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.

Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.

by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018

no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you

melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool

by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019

booboo da fool

somthing a black mom aint

hunny i dont know who you think i am but im not booboo da fool

by jojokennedi September 28, 2022

As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be

As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021