Florida Fanboat

Someone male or female diarrhea shits in front of a house fan while someone stands behind along for the ride.

Mary missed the smell of the Everglades so Amanda gave her the ol' Florida Fanboat.

by Ace Glazer November 23, 2024

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024

Florida

God's waiting room

She went to florida...

Two months later: It was a lovely service...

by Shamen_Mass April 20, 2017

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Florida Jordansexual

Someone who lives in Duval county that hates on lebron and goes by Mezzo .. if not jordan then Kobe is the goat is something that he will mention and he need to let him rest in propeller lakers In 5

Mezzo is a Florida jordansexual

by Goat facts April 18, 2025

Florida

the most beautiful woman in the world

Florida : « the floridinian dream »

by Floridway November 23, 2021