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flower deprivation

When someone doesn't receive flowers from a partner/friend/significant other very often.
She's got flower deprivation, he didn't send her any flowers on valentines.

No surprise flowers?! They're flower deprived.
by Agatsvaajai October 7, 2017
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flower petaling

When a stripper puts her pussy in your face and uses her skills to push the pussy lips out and open like a flower petal blooming. (|) --> @
Damn that old stripper was flower petaling all up in my face last night and I'm pretty sure I saw all the way inside- shit was huge!
by Idontevenknow520025 September 25, 2017
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cherokee flower

(Noun)..Having oral sex with a cherokee girl on her period.
I went to the reservation and picked some cherokee flowers.
by Ec81 April 5, 2017
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go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.
ya whatever go eat a flower nerd
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
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go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.
ya whatever go eat a flower dude
by hardcore13 June 19, 2017
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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flowers for men

Nudes, booty pics and boobies.
Its too late to hang out but its the perfect time to send me some flowers for men
by rocheman July 4, 2017
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