Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

fat past

abreviation of pasty. often used to insult a person thts been on the ginsters for quite a while.
calling them a fat bugger in other words

o, look at daz hes such a fat past.

by azzer July 1, 2005

Skank fat

Noun. Flubber that is hanging from a skank. Either from her stomach flab, her boobs or her booty.

Eww, Deidra's skank fat is hanging out again!

by belle_the_mouse June 4, 2007

Fat Tulip

The result of multiple punches to the vagina.

Bitch sassed me, so I gave her the ol' Fat Tulip.

by tsuxiit April 19, 2009

fat-trick

The term for consecutively eating three or more consumable items that could be deemed as something a "fat-ass" might eat.

In hockey a hat-trick is when a player scores three goals in one game.
A Fat-trick is similiar to this in many ways.

by The pale ram July 7, 2008

buff fat

A man who is very buff. With a belly to cover his six pack.is very muscular,but has a belly covering his six pack. Prolly from drinking too much beer.

"I love my buff fat boyfriend. He's strong and keeps me warm in the winter."

by babythestarsshinebright January 7, 2015

fat elf

A drug dealer that consumes his own product.

Its really dry around here there must be a fat elf must work this territory.

by fat elf January 12, 2015