Mr. Fahrenheit

A man lights his penis on fire at exactly 200 degrees Fahrenheit then proceeds to pound another mans butthole while screaming, “Don’t stop me now!”

Just call me Mr. Fahrenheit, I’m out of control.

by Jimmster365 November 19, 2019

a fair suck of the sav

Meaning:

To be ripped off, or hard done by

Hey mate, hows that new car going,

Hey bro, Na i got ripped off with that 1, i didnt get a fair suck of the sav

by livingBipolar June 15, 2010

wanda fair

an ugly cunt

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

Dick Faires

A Enchanted Male that impersonates himself as someone your dating or married to and sends naked photos/videos to someone with out them knowing.... to get the person in trouble

Woman Says: Who sent that photo of your dick??
Man Says: I dnt know baby it wasnt me!!!
Woman Says: I Guess it was the dick faires sending all those pictures??
Man Says: Yea Baby it wasnt me!!!

by ShaNeeko October 4, 2011

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.

I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.

by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011

Fair Play Alliance

Commonly abbreviated as the "FPA," standing for "Fair Play Alliance," it actually should stand for "Fucking Pussy Asses."

Basically, it's an anti-free speech group that get people in trouble for trash talking in online games. Not only does this group steal people's money under fraudulent circumstances across state lines (which is a felony) by getting people banned from their accounts for no good reason, but they do so for the loosest of reasons such as saying "fuck you" or "pussy."

Unfortunately, this pussy ass organization is backed by multiple private companies, including the Microsoft Corporation, so there's really no stopping them.

I said the word "heck" and the Fair Play Alliance came after me. HEIL FPA! *Nazi salute.*

by 0000101100101000010101011 May 8, 2019

fair enuf

When a guy is playing into a girl to get sex.

while I'm at the supermarket you're gonna have to clean the house. "fair enuf"

by quickdubz October 6, 2020