expired zaza

expired Zaza could lead to many side effects such as exploding farts, becoming smart, and not getting any bitches.

Bob the condictionficnairy drank expired Zaza and he won't stop shitting his pants near a woman

by bro_NTBG April 22, 2023

pizza express full

A place that is empty or with very few people inside

"Lets go here mate, its pizza express full, we'll get in easy!"

by D81 January 14, 2008

shitpig express

a huge honkin SUV

That shitpig express is so huge it took two parking spaces at the mall.

by miloby August 11, 2009

post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

by nOmega November 24, 2009

Dooger express

The act of giving oral to a female while having a dip ( a dooger) in your mouth.

I didn't want to waste a good dip so I let her ride the dooger express.

by Dooger man eat poo January 15, 2015

Express

a place where metrosexuals feel at home in. They also have those amazing 60% off sales!

Metrosexual 1: Look, Express Men is having a sale!
Metrosexual 2: I see cashimere for cheap! *Runs toward store and grabs three sweaters*

by Jenova12 May 13, 2005

self expression

1) An expression coined by Dr. Spock (the baby book man, not the star trek guy) designed to make crappy parents feel good about the fact that they have no control over their children.
2) A phrase coined by an art teacher dropping acid, to describe why her class has no real format.

1) We wouldnt want to stifle his self expression with any rules, so we let little Johnny shoot holes in the wall.
2) Well if we followed a curriculum then the students wouldnt be have freedom of self expression.

by ECone05 September 16, 2003