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emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.
Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.
by teamknapsack June 27, 2017
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emotional support gun

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.
«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.
by Suveva December 21, 2022
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emotication

The act of using an emoji representative of a person's actual face in real-time.
And yes, that emotication of Janet is 100% accurate.
by ti sh September 15, 2018
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emotional support show

An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.
Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.
by Solidus84 September 26, 2022
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Emotions

Emotions is a set feelings that any living thing can experience.Emotions we'll feel every day for our lives, Sadness, Happiness, Fear, Anger, Depression, an many more emotions you'll feel in your life, an emotion is what you currently feel in a situation, If someone died, you'll probably be sad, If someone pesters you a lot, you'll feel angry, Some one gave you a gift, Happiness, If something your afraid of and have a phobia, fear, an so on, Emotions pass and go, or stay for a while, but then leave, it can last short, or last long but we all feel emotions every day.
"Hey did you see Pastarru's emotions today? He seems very happy!"
by Kiri the Neko June 14, 2019
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emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.
A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'
by that_typical_guy November 2, 2022
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