egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".

Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."

by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016

Finch Eggs

The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.

Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."

by ron69becky May 18, 2017

Egg Succr

Referring to an individual named Kevin who, on his free time, does a succ on all of the eggs he can

Person 1: Dude what happened to all of my eggs?!
Person 2: I bet the egg succr got ahold of them

by Not an egg succr April 29, 2019

Egg whites

When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina

My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.

by Teaman655 August 26, 2022

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter May 19, 2014