baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.

"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009

crab rangoon

Sexual intercourse.

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.

by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004

Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.

I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.

by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

crab at mardi gras

"Like a crab at Mardi Gras" - a delightful expression portraying someone who fully embraces the spirit of joy and celebration, just like a carefree crab reveling in the festivities of Mardi Gras. This person radiates an infectious enthusiasm, dancing and mingling with uninhibited glee, adding an extra dash of whimsy to any gathering. Their exuberance is as vibrant as the flamboyant costumes and lively music, spreading laughter and creating memorable moments wherever they go. Their presence is a reminder to embrace life's festivities with a pinch of humor and a whole lot of fun.

We partied like crabs at Mardi Gras this weekend.

I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.

by CrabPatty June 8, 2023

you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 14, 2018