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computer

A person or thing which is really smart and does everything for you. It is usually blue so there is a chance smurfs are computers.
Look at that computer, he is so smart!
by pseudonymousme January 31, 2017
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completely assed

litteral meaning - someone who assed is
crazy meaning - includes the dlc
haha look at this its completely assed asså
by samthemanking April 5, 2017
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computex

The biggest gathering every year that people who don't care about computers suddenly want to know about.
I can't believe I didn't realize the name Computex amalgamated Computer and Expo in one word and now I feel silly.
by fire-liability May 30, 2017
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computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017
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Computer

Computer
Computer Computer
by Computer man man October 5, 2017
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computey

Sam's so fucking computey!
by megacock32 June 12, 2018
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computerboi

a very mysterious creature of the male human variety that spends the majority of its day wired
he's such a computerboi
the act of pulling a computerboi - disappearing and going ghost replying to no one but reading everything
by _prx June 14, 2018
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