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asian lane change

This is a sex move that is performed by going from either of a woman's holes (south of the belly button) to the other, without giving her a signal that the change in lanes is coming. This is hilarious when moving to the fart-box, and a health risk when moving from it.
John Mayer: What's up, did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and I broke up?

Brad Pitt: Yeah. Did you hear that I pulled an asian lane change on her before you broke up?

John Mayer: *sniffle*
by Vaginasareweird October 8, 2010
mugGet the asian lane changemug.

don't ever change

What people write in your yearbook when they don't really know you and are trying to think of something nice to say.
Kristen didn't actually know Molly, so when Molly asked her to sign her yearbook, Kristen wrote:

Hey, Molly! We had a great year, huh? You're such a cool person. Don't ever change. HAGS!
by Rainbowfish May 27, 2010
mugGet the don't ever changemug.

libyan oil change

verb. when a girl fingers a mans butt hole
excuse me miss can i please get one Libyan oil change?

yes u can sir $100.
by dirty a and the boys April 6, 2011
mugGet the libyan oil changemug.

change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.
Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.
by Brian Rooker October 24, 2006
mugGet the change my shoesmug.

change her panties

to wash your car
dude, your trucks looking pretty dirty, you need to change her panties
by fishegg June 19, 2004
mugGet the change her pantiesmug.

mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty, now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
by Meldroc July 21, 2008
mugGet the mexican oil changemug.

Change My Mind

A phrase that is commonly used to get someone who disagrees your opinion to challenge it.

An online series hosted by Steven Crowder that is used to spark conversation on controversial issues.
Steven Crowder - Male Priviledge Is A Myth. Change My Mind
by ItsMoses31 March 28, 2019
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