Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

by Raytheangrytaxidispatcher March 5, 2015

cake vulture

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009

Oyster Cake

When a pancake is cooked improperly by burning it on the outside and leaving it undercooked on the inside.

"Man, these Oyster Cakes are gross. Good thing we have assloads of maple syrup."

by Macster Bacster November 8, 2009

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017

Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

by vanilla king November 21, 2010

Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.

I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..

by Cakeparker November 16, 2018

mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.

"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"

by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014