Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

left foot to mouth
right foot to ass
then give your partner the deep one.

"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"

by Bundlez April 13, 2008

baltimore crab cake

A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.

"I can't believe I don't have Old Bay all over my face after that huge Baltimore crab cake!"

by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009

crab rangoon

Sexual intercourse.

I went out with Kelly last night and had me some of the crab rangoon.

by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004

Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.

I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.

by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009

you have crabs

insult your friends. public lice.

girl1: "girl2 smells"
girl2: "you have crabs"

by przldent October 14, 2018

Boston Crab Cake

A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.

Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.

by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021

crab rangoon (the food)

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

by Willgamer July 8, 2021