Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.

Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird

by DietCokeMan June 5, 2021

slut bird

It is a bird that spends everynight in a different nest. Pronounced (Sloot Bird)

Hey u see that slut bird?

Yeah it is never alone...

by squirlls1 November 5, 2012

Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020

Zikky bird

“Zikky bird” is a slur used against the species “Zilly beans.

“You zikky bird!!”

by Yoooooo mamas October 16, 2021

Checkin' The Bird

The cool act of keeping an eye on the police. Especially if you have heady trees in your shoe!

Kyle: Hey man why lookin' 'round, acting paranoid
Trevor: Oh it's coo,l im just Checkin' The Bird

Grasshopper: Master why do they call it checking the bird
Guru: Because young one, to them we are the word and they are the swallows waiting to strike.
Grasshopper: Right on

by IsTheBandOutTonight? October 3, 2010

Yeeting bird

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying

You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!

by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018