Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.

I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.

by PoppyReed May 31, 2018

Belt

Belts are for holding your pants up. Not beating children.

Dad: Bobby didn't do his homework again. I think I need to get out my belt and beat him to teach him a lesson.
Mom: Come on! You know that belts aren't for beating children. They are for holding your pants up.

by nilethe146 September 28, 2021

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!

by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

Green Belt

A Male/Female that thinks that they can kick ass. They are also typically enrolled in Karate and kung fu; however, popular belief says that he/she is a dumb ass. Is also used in a derogatory way.

Grace- Oh, look out it's Jacob. And he is a Green belt. Wow, man!
Jacob-*not caring* Yeah, your cool.
Grace-*makes mocking motions hinting at karate*
Jacob-*glares questioningly at Grace and realizing that the human race is doomed*

by Your_Boiii_23 October 7, 2017

Bungie Belt

When a redneck forgets his/her belt and uses a bungie strap to keep their crack covered.

Jr. was on a job remoldelin a trash trailer, and caught a crack draft. He then went to his truck, straped on a bungie belt, now his crack is free form trash talk.

by wormalnermal March 20, 2010