professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

The Beaver Fade

Where a male fades his pubic hairs typically from a #0 to a #2 or #3

The beaver fade

by Dwolf169 November 9, 2012

beaver married

a committed relationship between two women.

"my two moms are beaver married."

by IHaveAComplex February 14, 2012

beaver me

Wanting to get some pussy.

Man I hope there is some girl at the bar tonight that will beaver me.

by jimmybomm August 4, 2020

swine beaver

A very large gaping vagina.

I know this girl that has been with like 100 guys and she was horny so I hit that swine beaver.

my buddy went the the bar and got really drunk. With his beer goggles on he picked up a swine beaver.

by McWillie Coyote December 1, 2009

beaver spout

An aggressive vaginal discharge of an unnatural nature

Oh my god grandmas room was fucked up after that beaver spout accident

by Crazy_Mike August 4, 2014

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021