Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021

Alaskan fire dragon

When a man diarrheas in a girls mouth then duck tapes it shut and tickles her till shit sprays out of her nose

I justed Alaskan fire dragon a milf

by Swag_daddy_69 April 3, 2021

Alaskin fire dragon

The Alaskin fire dragon includes, a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.

Man me and evany did the Alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where and her nose was sore as fuck.

by Golfwater September 21, 2021

Alasia

Alasia means pretty and special. So if you come upon an Alasia let her know she’s very beautiful. You’re lucky if you have an Alasia in youre life.

Person 1: Oh look it’s Alasia! “Hi Alasia you’re pretty!”
Alasia: Thank you!

by ilovedogs_ December 28, 2021

From Alaska to Moscow

An American idiom for when something is so big, it could cross the Atlantic Ocean.

His dick was from Alaska to Moscow.

by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007