Alexander

An autistic, retarded, monkey with Alzheimer’s. Terrible at video games, and a huge fucking nerd

Q:Is that a monkey with Alzheimer’s? A:yeah, it’s just Alexander

by Rebelkelly June 20, 2023

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Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).

“Yea i heard alexander meurs has a thanos”

by Gounecmaster69 June 4, 2024

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Alexander

The absolute funniest guy to be around. If you're ever in a bad mood, call up this guy. Not only will he make you smile, but he'll comfort you. Alexander doesn't always do everything directly so you have to look for those little things. Checking if you're hungry, getting you water, cracking a joke when he realizes you look down and stopping the jokes when he knows you just need a hug. He doesn't think very highly of himself and I wish he did. I mean he's like the coolest guy I know. He doesn't have to change anything about himself, and he's one of the best friends I've ever had.

Alexander? Oh yeah I know him, coolest dude ever...and his hair? DAYMN!

by littlegreenmushroom July 15, 2024

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