after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/

Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?

by a random person in urban January 15, 2022

The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar

by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020

Sancho After Dark

The biggest dick on the internet

Don't be such a Sancho after dark

by GoatEater96 January 13, 2025

After Barrito

N: The amazingly tasty burrito one has in their refrigerator for consumption upon returning home from the bar.

"Man, I can't wait to sink my teeth into my breakfast after barrito!"

by Kathy Coffee February 13, 2009

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."

Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

;.-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4desz3wa2q1`after loosing!

by anonymous August 15, 2021

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019