Head canon

An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.

In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"

...This is my new head canon.

by Haomakk April 7, 2021

hollywood head

getting a blowjob in a movie theater

"dude, howd your date go?" "oh mannn, we went to this scary movie so she was all grabbin my hand and shit really hard, so i whipped out my dick and when she reached for my hand again she got herself a pleasant surprise, and get this -- the bitch loved it! then she put her mouth on my piece and gave me some fine-ass hollywood head"

by Jasper S April 25, 2008

Bagel Head

Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.

Chris Young is a Bagel Head or Chris Young has a head like a Bagel.

by Barn basher December 18, 2013

peep-head

Someone who is a bit of a marshmallow head, slightly airy, but is basically a sweet person.

That was a nice gesture, but he was a peep-head for doing that.

by RGword April 7, 2015

Owl Head

A nickname for Iver Johnson revolvers, particularly small top-break revolvers chambered in .32 or .38, due to the owl head logo on the grip. The revolvers were once extremely popular for carry from the 1880s till the 1950s. This term was very common up into the 1960s used usually by older men, the phrase is seldom heard now. Sometimes used as a name for any Iver Johnson firearm but usually the revolvers as previously described.

Old Fella in the country store telling about his younger days; "That cat was comin' at me with with a pig sticker wantin' my money, so I whipped out my Owl Head and put it to em and leveled him out."

Young Man circa 1900; "I just order a brand new Owl Head revolver out the Sears and Roebuck mail order catalog."

Kid, now; "My great grandpa bought this revolver when he was young and passed it on to me, he was always called it an Owl Head...whatever that is."

by 50sforever February 21, 2013

Head safety

When your girl makes you wear a condom while she is giving you a blow job.

My girl is really into head safety

by Jsummers33 December 20, 2016

Toilet head

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

by SDoodle June 27, 2016