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Epstein List

What happened there huh?
Hym "You SEE how I'm in a fucking surveillance apparatus and they are actively not doing the thing they said they were going to do and releasing the Epstein list right? Like, I'M not associated with Epstein in any way shape or form. I'm not even rich enough to have met the guy. Yet, HERE I SIT. Not potentially a pedophile who went to a child molestation island. Raise your hand if you've ever met Epstein! Not me! Who raised their hand? Are YOU in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus? Is all of your IP getting stolen? Where are the fucking Epstein obsessed people on this one? It doesn't even LOOK like I molested any kids. I've been being watched by YouTube faggots non-stop while people who went to a sex island are.... Doing what exactly? Who is actually WHO here? Because I'm the AI creating genius who isn't getting paid for doing that while molesters roam free AND are being covered for by the government! THEY SAID THEY WOULD RELEASE IT! What happened guys!? I thought we didn't have to give potential threats to are child rights? These fucks are getting SUPER RIGHTS! And mine are being actively violated! Cool stuff guys!"
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
mugGet the Epstein Listmug.

fuck it list

a sex bucket list - you go throught the the alphabet, and the letter you're up to is the first letter of a place ya gotta have sex at.
dude i'm up to d with jessica on our fuck it list , so far we've done it in an aquarium, boat, church and a dressing room. i'm most exited about s if you ask me.
by pseudoymmyass March 23, 2017
mugGet the fuck it listmug.

Ultra Hard Badge List

a game on roblox that is a list of very difficult badges on roblox and if you get enough you can appear on the leaderboard
fuck the ultra hard badge list mane i spent 20 hours tryna get the round 50 badge only to die at 48
by nyanla July 31, 2024
mugGet the Ultra Hard Badge Listmug.
Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
mugGet the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug.

shitbucket list

Feeling the need to do something you know you might regret before you die.
Man did I fucking bomb at that open mic night yesterday. Scratch one off my shitbucket list!
by theecomicguy April 4, 2017
mugGet the shitbucket listmug.

Charlie's list

A list made up by grumpy old farts at places of employment
listing fellow employees in a rank from 1 to 10. Associates within the top 5 get their pictures on the Charlie wall, free gardening magazines, lolipops and pictures of naked ladies from Las Vegas. The botton 5 gets pooped on.
Hey, the kid's not doin' so well on the Charlie's list. Take down his picture and spit on the floor when somebody says his name!
by Jimmy Chuck March 5, 2008
mugGet the Charlie's listmug.

Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.
Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."
by jbob17 October 20, 2009
mugGet the Green Listedmug.

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