Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

by Bosaboy51 May 10, 2018

Bisexual

When u like to fucking goon on girls and boys not js one or another

Me btw

*watching gay porn*
“AGHH! I’m cumming!”
*watching straight porn*
“AGHH! I’m cumming!”
“Oh wait, I just gooned to both, I’m bisexual”

by Slothdude May 30, 2025

bisexual

someone that actually does not want to have a threesome chad !!!! anyways probably you

i am bisexual

by organisedbisexual September 5, 2021

bisexual

People of any gender who are attracted to girls/women and boys/men.

Bisexual.

by Fizogobo January 31, 2025

Bisexual

When you can't tell if Thor or his sister is hotter

"Hey, man, you see the new Thor movie? Thor's sister was hot, yeah?"
"I... um... both?" I'm Bisexual motherfucker."

by Fuccckkk May 30, 2022

Gold-Star Bisexual

The bisexual counterpart to the Gold-star Lesbian (never slept with a man) and Gold-star Gay (never slept with a woman), a 'Gold-star Bisexual' is a bi person who has never been physically intimate with a member of the opposite sex unless those partners have themselves had same-sex sexual relations. Bi people keep their 'gold star' if they have only been in gay relationships, except for some straight relationship(s) with definitely non-straight person(s). i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying gays and bisexuals.

e.g. A bisexual girl who has only ever been with girls, or a bi girl who has almost entirely been in WLW relationships except for one man who's had plenty of MLM (homosexual) experience.

Usage: "That's not comphet and in what world are men easier to date? I'm bi and I'd never hook up with a straight guy (which is valid but if it's a recurring thing then yeah your attraction to dudes is so strong it trumps how douchey and annoying they are compared to any random girl). Maybe I'm too much of a gold-star bisexual or whatever, but can everyone waving around a 'queer' identity while somehow only ever dating straights just admit and come to terms with being heteroflexible or bicurious and move on? You don't get brownie points becouse you'll cope with your ugly boyfriend by finding a female sneaky link for a night to toss aside after, or worse, be a unicorn hunter to take advantage of some girl to use to fulfil your man's gross lesbian-fetish fantsay."

by DaughterOfParenti August 25, 2025

Bisexual

Being bisexual means you like both genders. If you were a girl and you were Bisexual it would you you like boys and girls. Bisexual is also short for bi. People may say they’re bi instead of bisexual because it’s shorter.

“Mom, I’m bisexual.” “I’m bisexual and proud!”

by CrazyEllie_definitions December 27, 2022