1. Hey man do yu got any of dat 9?
2. Lmfao XDD dude im 9 riight now.
3. In most states it's a felony to be this high!
4. Getting higher than an astronaut.
5. I was so fucked up, I was Cloud-9.
6. Being so high you are looking down on clouds!
2. Lmfao XDD dude im 9 riight now.
3. In most states it's a felony to be this high!
4. Getting higher than an astronaut.
5. I was so fucked up, I was Cloud-9.
6. Being so high you are looking down on clouds!
by JM AT CJ October 11, 2011
June 9 is the world's national sex day where you can eat your girl out while he gives you a bj too. It's the most blessed day by satan :)
Example 1:
Girl, it's June 9! We will have fun later with our boyfriends!
Example 2:
Boy: Babe?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: It's June 9
Girl: And?
Boy: Let's give each other pleasure. I eat you out and you give me a blowjob.
Girl: Sounds like a deal.
Girl, it's June 9! We will have fun later with our boyfriends!
Example 2:
Boy: Babe?
Girl: Yeah?
Boy: It's June 9
Girl: And?
Boy: Let's give each other pleasure. I eat you out and you give me a blowjob.
Girl: Sounds like a deal.
by artemisdiane October 23, 2019
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #12
This requires some help. Blindfold your girl and do her from behind. While she is in the middle of a moan your two friends come out of nowhere and jam their dicks in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her to climax.
This requires some help. Blindfold your girl and do her from behind. While she is in the middle of a moan your two friends come out of nowhere and jam their dicks in her mouth and proceed to face fuck her to climax.
by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 01, 2005
the most special lipstick a girl could own. The kind she uses for them BLOWJOBS! Its smear proof and it won't come off.
by not_your_hoe November 17, 2017
Shorthand for the terrorist attacks in the United States on 9/11/2001 that caused over 3000 deaths. Many were burned alive! I think this tragedy would have been prevented by a diligent and competent president.
9/11 has also spread hurt all over the planet and it ain't done yet. 9/11 has excused assaults on the U.S. Constitution as well, possibly leading to eventual tyranny or oligarchy.
by Richard Locke Peterson March 04, 2008
An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
by danojamo December 29, 2008