classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.

After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits

by 'D.'B. February 16, 2012

Smash Talk

To talk trash while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl

Mike was talkin some mad Smash talk the other day

by Jake Infusino April 28, 2008

Smash Box

To go hard at the terrain park, ie: boxes and rails while skiing or snowboarding.

Whoa did you see that guy smash box?

by Ibanthor May 02, 2010

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 01, 2017

smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long

josh orr has a smashed pangler

by Jay May 10, 2003

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.

"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".

by AGB September 28, 2007