Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste

Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"

by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023

tri-tip teeth

When the clit of the girl you are eating out gets stuck in your teeth.

Bro the she sat on my face and gave me tri-tip teeth

by UnSexualInnuendo October 26, 2017

teeth head

Self explanatory

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head

by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022

Rushing My Teeth

When you don't have enough time to brush your teeth properly and you quickly coat your teeth with toothpaste using either your finger or a toothbrush to simply freshen your breath.

I was so late for work today, i ended up rushing my teeth. Hopefully my breath stays fresh all day.

by AngDevilo May 27, 2018

brush your teeth with the kids

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

Pocket Teeth

Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.

*You must have some Pocket Teeth. In your pocket or somewhere have some teeth.

by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 1, 2018