National suck dick day

This wonderful holiday falls in may 24th

Mark: do you know when national suck dick day is?
Tiffany: 24th of may

by Bigdickblackdude69 May 23, 2022

national pack out day

pack out is where you pack out your neighbor march 27

tomorrow is national pack out day

by lul besos March 27, 2022

National tall day

September 2 everyone that is taller than 5’5 gets $5 from the little people

National tall day People shorter than 5’5 have to give up $5 to people that are taller than 5’5

by Keep in check September 2, 2020

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!

Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!

by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘

hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???

by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023

National grab the best ass around you day

When it's 3rd september you should grab the best ass you know.

"Oh it's national grab the best ass around you day and Monica has best ass i've ever seen. Today i can grab that ass."

by Msggsishsvsv September 2, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

April 19th Is National Send Nudes day for the people that missed it on April 18th. Last chance to have a free pass.

Shordy 1: I cant wait to be asked to send nudes today. People forgot yesterday. Thank god theres two National Send Nudes Day ‘s.
Mandem 1: Dont worry gyaldem I gotchu, send me nudes by 4 and we’ll be bless.

by iShagWomenDaily May 28, 2018