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Cock push ups

Where one balances on his cock while doing a press up
"its harder becasue i have a bigger cock"
by jimmy slone May 27, 2004
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cock-a-leekie soup

Traditional Scottish Soup whose origins can be traced back to the days of friendship between Scotland and France. (NYT Bread and Soup Cookbook.) Ingredients include one whole chicken, peppercorns, broth, leeks, dried prunes and dried apricots, parsley.
Waitress: Take your order sir?

Man: Bowl a' cock-a-leekie soup.

Waitress: Will you be having Lame Salad with that?

Man: I beg your pardon???
by I. Wagner November 11, 2008
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fuck your cock

A phrase that is used as a comeback to such phrases as "Fuck You!"
Bob: Fuck You!!!
Bill: Fuck Your Cock!!!
by Spencer Tubbs August 13, 2006
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Chilean monster cock

Chilean Monster Cock or more popularly known as hashtag #CMC, is an acronym affectionately used to describe the very impressive size and length of Chilean-American actor Pedro Pascal's girthy penis. It is now commonly used throughout many Pedro Pascal Facebook groups, but it popularity height was reached thru Facebook group *Pedro Pascal's Chilean Mistress Society*
There goes Pedro Pascal again, taking that delicious Chilean Monster Cock #CMC out for a stroll.
by Black Velveteen April 6, 2021
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ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.
Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)
by unpimp December 24, 2007
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cock ring nibbler

One who nibbles on a cock ring,usually a crusty std infested mess of metal,smegma,puss and sometimes blood.
Someone who is gross and has poor personal hygene.
Did you see those sores on their faces?They must've been nibbling on used cock rings together in the basement.
That couple is gross they are covered in stds they say that being a cock ring nibbler is a healthy way to live!
That guy is so greasy and oily,he's such a cock ring nibbler!
by The Tater of Totters! July 1, 2016
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fuck cock gay

by ThisAppSucks November 5, 2020
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