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white knuckle turd trot

The way you walk when you’re holding a turd in that desperately seeks release
Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
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White Girl Valhalla

(n.)The place women go when they die in a horrific, stupid but horny way.
You hear about the Instagram supermodel hitting a lightpole while flashing her tits out the window of a car? (Yes, this actually happened.)

Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023
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White person

A politically correct and overall more intelligent and athletic person.
Nigga 1: That nigga is a white person
Nigga 2: He must be smarter than us!
by Flavien109 December 3, 2023
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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White Rabbit

Always running late
Looking for something so much, you forget why you started.
by LUNABASSIST2 December 7, 2023
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Basic White Bitch

A bitch who is annoying as fuck, Eats a shit ton of hot cheetos, Keeps up with the trends,Likes tiktok, And is rude to every one in her path
by Mizz1e December 7, 2023
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white umbrella

when you or another individual cums so hard it makes a shower of cum in the shape of an umbrella
"Bro I was in my bedroom wanking it and I ended up making a white umbrella!"
by FishWatermelonRage December 7, 2023
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