salman butt

kiss me plz i love your footballing skills.

salman butt has a massive cock

by Car handle November 22, 2021

saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.

1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.

by mad mortarman November 25, 2021

no whiffs, brands, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean "no puffin', please!"

Alternative phrases for da "no whiffs, brands, or butts" saying could be either, "no sniffs i.e., what nasally-offended people would frowningly do when they "whiff" the offensive/irritating smell of a cigarette's being puffed, blands instead of "brands" --- as in Marlboros or Winstons --- this word would refer to "lights", as in, non-full-flavor cancer-sticks, or butts", or "no odifs i.e., actions that are odiferous, wands i.e., long tubular objects, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.

Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".

by QuacksO November 27, 2021

Butt Turkey

A term of endearment you only use with your closest friends.

Aww ya Butt Turkey, I just love ya!

Dineen is the cutest Butt Turkey

by Butt Turkey November 27, 2021

Butt honk

When someone squeezes your butt

I butt honked my girl last night

by Lil Deshy November 27, 2021

The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

The ominous tone of the butt! It is just there specifically a man butt, you think he was gonna fast, but no it just remained a butt. IT WAS SO SCARY WHEN JESSICA SLAPPED IT, but no. No reaction. Was this a super butt. THAN ANDY A CO WORKER SNIFFED AND SNIFFED SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF!!!!! THE BUTT WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE SILENCE BUT THAN A HAND CAME OUT OF THE CABINET AND THE WALLS DRIPPED WITH VINEGAR AND THE OLD HAG THAT HANGED BEHIND THE BATHROOM DOOR CAME OUT AND WAS ACTUALLY THERE!! SHE TOOK HER MAGIC WAND AND SAID BADDOOODOOODOO BADOODOO....the butt was doing all of this whaaaat. NO! THE BEST PART COMES..............

...............I SWEAR!!!! THE BUTT WENT PFFFFFFFFFFWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRELILPUT!! IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE SO SCARY I AM SSH SH SHAKING!

Finding nemo The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Twerking with out parental guidance The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

Dancing in the dark with a spotlight The butt! Dun Dun Dun!

by STANDUPCOMEDY November 28, 2021