One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.

Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."

by magomeche July 26, 2013

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

One-hit wonder

basically Rick Astleys never gonna give you up.

hey man what's a one-hit wonder?
Never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down!

by brokenbabyface27 March 16, 2021

The One-Shot

Accuracy International Arctic Warfare Sniper Rifle.

"Did you see my 360 no-scope with The One-shot"

by hooonter March 11, 2018

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

Sweet ones

When Matt thinks he gonna get laid

“Are there any sweet ones”
“Yeah I see a couple”

by anonymous September 2, 2021