hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019
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jacked off

Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
by Cool4Katz April 10, 2022
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Jacked Off

I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
by Gilba May 06, 2022
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sawed off scrotes

Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.
by sponge's mom December 20, 2018
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turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..
by angelsanal August 29, 2023
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