how will you love me

how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.

girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough

by lesbiabbird May 15, 2020

pls like me back

LIKE ME BACK FUCKING DUMBASS

HEY MAMAS, PLS LIKE ME BACK NOW— I'VE BEEN SIMPING ON YOU FOR LIKE MANY MONTHS NOW FAWKING DUMBASS

by my mom fucked your mkm November 28, 2020

Hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

by JonMphy April 21, 2003

fuck me silly with a telepnone pole

missed something that came back to bite ya in the ass
Thanks to gordie who fucked up a lot

the irs is going to audit you and you forgot something "well fuck me silly with a telephone pole"

by mike s April 5, 2005

"Here's a quarter now blow me"

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....

Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"

by ErikTheBeast February 21, 2006

hold me closer tony danza

Hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. This is when I think the words to an Elton John song is "hold me closer tony danza" instead of "hold me closer tiny dancer" and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend's true stupidity at any moment in time. After your friends say something stupid you just say "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

An example could be after your friend says something like Oh my god your lawn has stripes" when really your lawn only had "stripes" due to a shadow. After they say that you say, "Oh my god, hold me closer tony danza"

by Kiki Marsh July 31, 2006

'make me famous'

a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.

'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'

by Delia Palmer October 4, 2007