jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

corn off

two cornballs arguing or doing anything corny/cringe.

"Look at those two cornballs fighting"

"corn off!"

by Tankeersz June 28, 2023

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 May 20, 2018

off the goof

A term used when someone is so absolutely unfathomably our of their minds that off the good won’t cut it.

Gay nigga 1 “man I used to eat strawberries so fucking much that my shit was red”

Gay nigga 2 “DAMN this nigga off the goof, I just think your ass was broken or sum shit”

by Coonnigga123 October 8, 2020

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Twist Off

To Quit Someting Or Someone.

Ok Drill Fuckin' Keep It Up ImA Fixin To Twist Off On Ur Ass And Go To The House.

by "Scoobs " June 28, 2021