National Kiss Day

National Kiss your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Day: it means you only get to kiss your girlfriend/boyfriend

Kamiya and Kennel are dating!They found out it was National Kiss Day so they kissed at the millennium!

by Lilprincess1001 September 17, 2019

National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025

National send nudes day

On April 12th, send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with

Ginny:I just sent these to markus for National send nudes day what do I do??!!!
Max:My brother!!????

by Bigblrdddd April 12, 2021

National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

national missionary day

The day you do only missionary.

Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!

by missionaryqueen June 8, 2023

National send a tity Pic day

National send a tity Pic day
February 1st, The day to send a titty Pic to your boyfriend

"It's national send a tity pic day babe! You know what that means" - chad

by vdksk February 1, 2025

October 19.National Friendzone Day

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO

by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019