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I Love You Like rlb

I love you like rlb” has become a well-known, accepted and valuable component of American vernacular. The meaning of the letters ‘rlb’ is unknown, but is uniformly considered to be a statement of a great romantic love, commitment and sacrifice. It is generally attributed as a saying which emerged among American troops during World War II. Returning soldiers brought the saying back to American soil with them.
You know what you're risking.”
“I know,” he agreed. “And I wouldn't risk it for just anything, but I love you like rlb.”
by Gina Ames June 9, 2018
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say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005
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I don't give a fuck

Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.
ex 1.

Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"

Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."

Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"

ex 2.

Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"

Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
by Kelly Jacksow June 17, 2013
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I know why Yoda sighs…

I know why Yoda sighs… — The helpless, exasperated, ejaculation uttered when someone who is suppose to be watching your back completely misses the mark.

Your mission partner only has one well articulated and necessary job necessary for the successful completion of “THE PLAN” and they absolutely blow it.

The origin of this expression is the scene in the movie: The Empire Strikes Back when the Jedi Master Yoda deeply sighs after Luke Skywalker fails his test inside of the Dark Side tree.

Luke had one job…ONE JOB!!!!!!!

And he blew it; HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

And Yoda sighed!!!!!
You had one job…one motherfucking job…and you blew it; YOU BLEW IT…now I know why Yoda sighs…how could you have fucked that up!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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i hardly know her

a joke when someone says any thing with er at the end
what thers a bomber i hardly know her HEHEHWHHEHHHHHHEHEHHEHHEHEUBFHYHNUHH
by inosuke fanboy October 20, 2021
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National I love you day

On this day tell your partner you love them if you don't have a other than tell your best friend
I love you

I love you too
And happy national I love you day!! ❤️❤️
by graceeeeeeeeee❤️ November 10, 2019
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Can I smell your butt?!

This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 14, 2009
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