Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

by WSH51 November 13, 2011

double inverted face auger

when you crash or are ejected from a vehicle such as a car, bike, or motorcycle at high speed and flip through the air landing face first into the ground.
Used when wanting to exagerate the word crash or wipe out.

dude I ended uo doing a double inverted face auger after casing that jump.

I was trying to show off for the ladies but ended up pulling off a double inverted face auger.

by Shaun Don January 7, 2008

internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

upside down smiley face

This emoji 🙃 meaning "you got me fucked up"

Homie 1: yo dawg can you do me a favor
2: what's that
3:cover my shift tommorow night
4: why?
5: my girl is going to a party but idk if she loyal so I wanna go to
6: 🙃 (upside down smiley face)

by Goku177 March 30, 2016

Big dude stubble face

A large person whose face is covered in stubble. He is rarely seen, but you can mostly find him near the school water fountain.

Ha! It's big dude stubble face!

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

i hate your face

the extreeme hate of the sight of someone mainly directed to that persons face

i hate your face. everytime you see a person or there face you want to put your fist through it. or you just want to see them hit by a buss.... like my sociology teacher. ex everytime i see his face i have the sudden urge to rip his face off then gouge out his eyes and skull f#%# them

by everettayers March 10, 2009