Gaking-Off

To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.
"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".
by Outcha November 03, 2023
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Kijijacking Off

The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.
He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.
by BTheGreat February 04, 2014
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The psychological sequence that involves an individual who only displays one barefoot (and another foot that has a sock or any foot covering on), especially to record a video or take pictures for sexual gratification or attention. This term is specifically focused on individuals who prefer having only one barefoot shown rather than both barefeet at the same time.
Some videos on YouTube demonstrate "only one sock on, one sock off" conditioning to sexually attract some individuals (predominantly males) who prefer over some videos that show both barefeet at the same time.

A man who records feet videos of any woman uploads a video that demonstrates "one sock on, one sock off" conditioning.
by ttrungraj May 20, 2023
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off bail

Off bail - (verb/ad-verb)- the action of one acting first, with haste or prior to gathering any information.
Yo, if I see Jr tonight im jumpin’ in his pockets off bail for that bread he owe me.
by TC $eMIchi November 08, 2022
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The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.
Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's
by CodyYoung June 20, 2010
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Rip off

A very very cheap circumcision
Nate:" Ey yo man how did the circumcision go"
Darren:"not good, never trust a 2$ cicumcision"
Nate:"why man"
Darren:"he used a pliers, it was a total rip off"
by Ptank69 June 03, 2020
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Rip Off

Little Jew Billy needed to be circumcised but his family couldn't afford it. They went for cheaper alternatives. A rip off.
by L30N June 03, 2020
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