Sammi ones

The act of initiating non-consensual intercourse with persons of ambiguous gender identities. Alternative definitions include: the absence of a father figure, bellowing violently in public settings, as well as the tendency to persistently quote individuals based on earlier comments.

flippin hell lad look at' state of her backside.

nah lad i don't think that's a her
*nudges shoulder
hah sammi ones

by sammiones October 24, 2023

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

hit it for the one time

when you are recording someone and hope that they will repeat what they just did when you weren't recording

"CMON HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME HIT IT FOR THE ONE TIME"

by BBB8BB88B September 4, 2021

Down in One!

The beginning of counting down for someone to chug their beer, or drink they must drink. And if the whole thing is sung and they haven't finished their drink then they don't deserve to be at your party.
(The full P.C. phrase: Down in One! , Down in One, Down in One, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Two, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Three, Down in Four ... You're a Bore, Why are we waiting we could be masterb*ting, Drink MF, Drink MF Drink!)

Drunk Party People: *Playing Kings Cup*
Very Drunk Bro: *Gets stacked* Damn it, I lost.
Everyone else: Down in One!...
Very Drunk Bro: *Finishes by Two*
Me: Well that's what you get for standing to the left of me.

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Hole in one

In masturbation, when you cum and it jumps directly into your belly button

"Last night, I was masturbating and I did a hole in one"

by Streakyzeus October 29, 2020

.9.mMmake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

.9.MmMake it your one and only aim this year to start each day with a smile on your face and to finish each day the same way. Recognize that no matter what other people might say or do you alone are in charge of your fate.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025

One Direction

A band that was formed on July 23rd 2010 on the X-Factor. They actually competed against another girl group band and lost, but people all over the world decided that wasn’t going to be the last of one direction and it wasn’t long before they were the most popular boyband in the world. They went on hiatus in 2015 and said it was only going to be for 18 months. But it’s been 5 years. They all insist they’ll get back together one day and directioners keep one direction alive. 5 years later and directioners are still everywhere.

One Direction is important to me.

by alien girl November 12, 2020