dry cock fuck

an insult for a retard

shut the fuck up you dry cock fuck

by don May 31, 2004

Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.

"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.

by Hydroxxx16 July 2, 2009

Small cock humiliation

When a man gains sexual pleasure from his small dick being criticized and degraded

Small cock humiliation really turns me on. Theres nothing more erotic than when someone tells me how inadequate my cock is.

by Zhennti October 12, 2018

Elephant Slovak Cock

David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock

Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant Slovak Cock is so ginormous.

by ATL.CARTIER November 21, 2019

rock n' cock

Similar to Netflix & chill, except that the Netflix is switched with rock music. Also used to describe a man rockin' penis, or a mans rock hard erection.

Man, that guy I went out with, Jacob, wanted to rock n' cock, but I'mma stay a virgin for life.

by Fine assed man September 21, 2016

cock eyed pierce

puting a nose ring through your penis hole and piercing it through

When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off

by corky buchek 34 March 3, 2011

Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.

Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011