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butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
by somedude149 May 27, 2014
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butt-jugglin

A guy (or pimp) that has so many girls in bed at once that he litterally juggles butts trying to tap all of them
Man 1: man that party was awesome last night!
Man2: I know! dude i was butt-jugglin all night!
by thejared5582 April 8, 2009
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Choice Butt

a large cigarette butt that is still smokeable, usually found in a friends ash tray - or the ash tray outside the bank.
hey Charlie...you got any choice butts out there in that ass tray??
by BradleyWilliam July 5, 2009
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69 my butt

by Bidgskaievejsn January 26, 2020
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ill money butt

Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?
Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.
by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009
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Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???
by Superrod29 April 26, 2016
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Butt lice

Butt Lice are the most invasive and hard to control type of Pube Lice there ever was. There hasnt been a cure yet because even scientists catch them almost immediately. A force to be reckoned with, these species cannot be eradicated fully. These creatures are in fact not a subspecies of Lice, they mutate constantly. Burying themselves inside the butthole crevices and waiting to transform whenever ‘treated’. Having Butt Lice has only been known to be transmitted via Butt Sex. The risk is real, and millions of people will contract it and eventually die from infection.
If you have Butt Lice, it’s illegal for you to withold that information before we make Butt Sex happen. It should be in your online dating bio. If its not, thats illegal too. You’ll go to jail if you don’t tell your butt partner before you meet them in person.
by Theonlybuttlicesurvivor December 4, 2022
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