National Suck Dick Day

Every year on January 8 you can show her this for free head

“hey babe, did you know its national suck dick day?”

by dickothy January 2, 2022

National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

National Respect GF Day

November 1st respect your girlfriend all day

Girl: omg it’s National Respect GF Day
Guy: here you go babe what you wanna do today

by Peaches Knows All November 1, 2022

National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia

Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021