penis sex machine

thats it

bro didn't you get pegged by the penis sex machine last night?

by bunny_bitch August 17, 2020

Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.

Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*

by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021

Red Pants of Sex

Similar to the elusive Purple Shirt of Sex, the Red Pants of Sex refer to the glorious pair of y-fronts worn by John Watson. The Red Pants originally were the devices of the brilliant Reapersun on Tumblr. The Red Pants of Sex even have their own day of the week (Monday) and are loved by many. In some parts of America and the UK, they are worshipped by many pubescent teens.

God save the Red Pants of Sex.

by Improbablebean May 23, 2018

business casual sex

1. When your employer (or anyone you do business with) fucks you over. (Bonus if uniform attire is somehow involved.)
2. When a business makes its money from fucking over all or most of its customers.

I just got denied my yearly 10 cent raise because of those times I wore the wrong colored khakis to work. That's business casual sex.

Just got my credit card statement. They raised by interest rate based on my anticipated lateness next month. Business casual sex as usual.

by jas-dee November 7, 2012

casual butt sex

n. the act of having accidental butt sex; casual, no formal wear required.

As I was having sex with her, I accidentally performed casual butt sex. It was awesome.

by The Casual One October 21, 2013

Guerilla War Sex

The act of sexual contact with multiple, compliant partners in an aggressive fashion. Some sort of fucked up orgy not for the feint hearted.

Victoria: Me and Mike(1) are going to Jackie's for a good time. You're more than welcome to tag along.
Mike2: I've heard about Jackie's sex parties. That bitch is crazy!
Sal: I've heard that too, her orgies always turn in to full blown Guerilla War Sex.
Victoria: That's all part of the fun.
Mike2: Not for us like, but thanks for the invite all the same.

by Meathook Mike June 18, 2014