chaka teeth

When someone has yellow and brown teeth, like Chaka from the original Land of the Lost.

Dude, you should go to the dentist. You have Chaka teeth.

by Rangdangdiggitydangadang March 12, 2021

yeasty teeth

Moldy, green bread, or other moldy foods, combined with poor hygiene and the inability to routinely provide oral hygiene and dental care to oneself. When someone has the most vile breath as a result, it is perfectly acceptable to call out their yeasty teeth.

I had a boss once who chain smoked, slammed black coffee, and loved to eat blue cheese at her desk. She totally had yeasty teeth.

by Nunya Dirty Bidness March 14, 2022

Gorilla Teeth

Gorilla teeth is when someone has more gums showing in a smile then they have teeth showing. Serious cases of gorilla teeth occur where a smile can only show the gums and the top row of teeth.

That girl was super attractive until she smiled, her gorilla teeth were a total cock block.

by The_cro October 23, 2017

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

moxxies teeth

The most british corn looking teeth in the world. If you see these teeth, you gotta RUN. Also if you manage to brush them you get 5 wishes from moxxie.

Nicky's finger likes getting bit by moxxies teeth

by ChrimaTree December 27, 2023

Teeth

A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste

Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"

by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023

teeth head

Self explanatory

My mom wouldnt let me go to the park because she is a teeth head

by Slue Cropsy September 29, 2003