Cut Wind

Similar to Cut the cheese, which means to pass gass, fart.

Andrew thought to himself:
-I hope we reach our floor soon, someone cut wind in the elevator and I'm dying.

by Svenpai March 21, 2018

Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.

Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.

by NotKeithhhhh May 17, 2018

WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.

She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] May 18, 2018

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

Wind Poisoning

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

by The Dr. MD. DDS. DRS. May 27, 2018