Jack Joseph Wilson

Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games

Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit

by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018

Wilson

The guy in your group of friend that always makes an excuse to not hang out

“ I called mike to meet me for a drink, but that mother fucker wilsoned it and didnt show

by Skizeast December 18, 2018

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

Brian Wilson

An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children

Did you hear about Brian Wilson? Yeah he’s in jail! Nasty motherfuck

by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

The Wilson

The Wilson is a sex move based on the film Cast Away featuring Tom Hanks
To perform The Wilson, you first start by fisting a woman while she's on her period, now with a blood covered hand you make a hand print on her face while fucking her

Hey, I totally gave that chick from the bar The Wilson last night. My bed sheets are ruined.

by GameNight777 February 20, 2024

sinner Wilson

an offensive term for a person charged with, and subsequently imprisoned for, economic crimes such as tax fraud, tax evasion, insurance scams and ponze schemes.

a good modern example of a sinner Wilson, IMHO, would be Bernard Maddoff or Conrad Black

by Sexydimma February 26, 2015