free willy

The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.

Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!

by Nobody. February 16, 2007

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chilly willy

a sexual activity in which the male freezes his penis with ice and then has sex with his partner

"Dude she said she likes it cold so I gave her a chilly willy!"

by mezmerak November 13, 2011

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Willy Wonka

noun- An act of intense, emo intercourse performed by a man, wearing a purple top-hat, on a woman;

1.) The man gurgles up a lugi and spits on the woman's vagina. He then begins to smear it around, stimulating her clitoris.

2.) The man then persists by shoving Twizzlers, at least 27, analy into the woman.
*Of note, if the woman begins to bleed, you are doing it right*

3.) The man will then drizzle hot fudge all over the woman's breastic region and smear it everywhere. He will then lick all of it off and force her to eat the Twizzlers.

4.) Upon completion, the couple will have sex, however avoiding anal, due to the fact that she will not be tight in that region.

"At first, I thought my boyfriend was going to rape me... But it was much worse!"

"What happened?!"

"...He gave me a Willy Wonka!"

"Oh! My! Fucking! GOD!"

by cavalico April 8, 2009

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