Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

by JBlaze January 11, 2009

wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

by F. J. December 12, 2008

a wet one

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.

Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .

by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

Wet Ryan

The aftermath of spooning gone wrong in which the girl pees on her boyfriend/fiance/husbands dick while sleep spooning in bed. Most likely caused by a drunken episode. In relation to a Hot Richard but far worse.

My girlfriend wet ryan'ed me so I had to backstroke to the guest bedroom.

by rainstorm1984 July 29, 2012

wet lunch

To consume alcohol with lunch to make your work afternoon more interesting.

"Suzy, Jefferson, Brett, Chreees & Romain regularly head out for a wet lunch to break up their mundane lives selling software... the result is afternoons with a whole lot of pizazzz."

by Suzy H. January 14, 2008

wet spam

Derogatory slang for West Ham United Football Club by other jealous glory hunters, because they are rubbish (apparently)

See also: Football Banter.

Ryan: Oi mate coming to the pub to watch the match?

Lee: Oh you mean between WET SPAM and ARSEnal? Not a chance mate! I'd rather suck my nan's nips.

by Flange Chicken September 15, 2015

Wet Chinchilla

A mixed drink created by "Nick" in Towson, MD. It consists of equal parts Tequila(owing to its Mexican rodent name), Blue Curacao( making it "wet" and giving its blue color), Vodka, Apple Schnapps, and Sour mix. The equal nature of its constituents makes it easy to employ in large volumes.
This potent mixture can be served as a cocktail or a shot. Despite it's tropical blue hue, the Wet Chinchilla pulls no punches and will catch up to you if you let it. It's as tasty as it is strong. Girl's love the color but it is by no means a "girly" drink. Order a "Wet Chinchilla" with caution.

1. Louie and I passed the blue jug of Wet Chinchilla to random partygoers.

2. Bartender! Two Wet Chinchillas over here!

by N.J.K December 26, 2007