Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

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virgin maree

a person who isn't actually a virgin, but a total slut

Girl: "Im a Virgin Maree"
Boy: "You mean Virgin Mary?

by p-body September 4, 2015

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Chronic virginitis

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.

Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.

by alaric11 January 26, 2018

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Double Virgin

Someone who has neither had sex or ever masturbated.

“Iysis is a double virgin, lmao imagine.”

by Ven’s vocab June 23, 2022

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Song Virgin

When you hear a song that you have never heard before, even though it's been out for a long time.

Girl-Wow! This song is good! I've never heard it before. Who let the dog's out? WHO, WHO, WHO, WH-WHO?!

Guy-So, you're a song virgin then?

Girl-Huh?

Guy-Never mind.

by Kira7S July 19, 2010

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