stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.

stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!

by Gryfin March 24, 2004

phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

by Champ Kind November 05, 2005

turd pounder

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.

I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!

by FSU Dork August 21, 2007

turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 10, 2008

belly turd

this is a turd that is so large and supple that it wrapps itself around your innerds. Hence, you can feel it in your belly

"Dude, that itailian sasuage I ate last night worked up one hell of a belly turd."

by Big City February 15, 2008

dirty turd

The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.

Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.

by Joe Z January 08, 2007