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plane-touched

a more accurate term for 'touched'.
Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.
by planarianzero February 22, 2003
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Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.
My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.
by Jack Noph December 3, 2013
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently
My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?
by Agclh123400 December 5, 2019
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Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.
Britt has a touch of the tism.
by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023
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Dick Touch

Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
by CaptainFamous June 2, 2019
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touch nose

basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.
female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.
by bootmadehtxraised September 28, 2019
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